DAKOTA / ALICE

or worm if we're close!

it/she/rot/smile lesbian
nonhuman, 14, libra
choatic good , infp
neurodivergent
i love my wife!!

LIKES bones/teeth, cats, biology & anatomy, drawing, gothic literature, macabre themes, horror , rain, science, cryptids and aliens, psychology + more

DISLIKES idk the sun or something, cringe culture, i dont know what else

INTERESTS the magnus archives, welcome to nightvale, re-animator, murderbot, angels of death, 8:11, the mechanisms, phighting!, happy meat farms, stargate atlantis, oingo boingo, will wood, the stanley parable, eloquent countenance, malevolent, soul eater, the twilight zone

DO NOT FOLLOW IF
basic dni, youre a fan of/support: dsmp, dteam, wilbur soot, taylor swift lana del ray, vivziepop, coffin of andy and leyley, bodily over 20, bi-lesbian/lesboy, etc
christians, cishets, and hazbin hotel/helluva boss fans ati

i really dont know what to write about myself uhmmm i like stuff
im aspiring to be a game developer and working on a couple visual novel ideas rn :-)
i do actually believe in aliens but idc if you do or not, just dont try to convince me otherwise bleh + im an athiestic satanist so dni if that makes you uncomfy?
JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner. episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it. where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt that crusty old man ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books